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I'm Commander Handsome, Commander Eyebrows, Danchou Fail. Whatever name. Welcome to what is probably the worst Erwin RP you will ever see. But I'm apparently adorable. So stay. And enjoy. I guess. I also like French Disney movies. I'm kind of in a Eurovision mood so enjoy these awesome songs. Also I pronounce Erwin as Air-vin. Because that's how you say the bloody German name. Because I can speak German. Deal with it. Plus nobody names their kid er-win.

Anonymous said: imagine dio milking ya tiddy

brando-relatable:

kanekis-dead:

tskiyamas:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

OK SERPOISULY IF ONE OF YOU GUYS REBLOGS THIS POST ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHOVE A FUCKING WHALE’S ASSHOLE IN YOUR THROAT. TTHIS HAPPENED IN FUCKING AAPRIL. APRIL. LET THIS POST DIE. PLEASE /. THE CAESAR GUY IS GONE. DEAD. NONEXISTANT. SAY GOODBYE TO HIM BEC AUSE HE IS NEVER RETURNING . 5 MONTHS LATER AND I STILL GET CAESAR MESSGAES. STOP TIHIS. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. IT’ S TIME TO LET IT GO


kaneki’s queue, tskiyamas, forever caesar

kanekis-dead:

tskiyamas:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

OK SERPOISULY IF ONE OF YOU GUYS REBLOGS THIS POST ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHOVE A FUCKING WHALE’S ASSHOLE IN YOUR THROAT. TTHIS HAPPENED IN FUCKING AAPRIL. APRIL. LET THIS POST DIE. PLEASE /. THE CAESAR GUY IS GONE. DEAD. NONEXISTANT. SAY GOODBYE TO HIM BEC AUSE HE IS NEVER RETURNING . 5 MONTHS LATER AND I STILL GET CAESAR MESSGAES. STOP TIHIS. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. IT’ S TIME TO LET IT GO

kaneki’s queue, tskiyamas, forever caesar

mamacastiel:

kirschtein-relatable:

I fucking did it. Excuse my shitty voice, i’ve been sick for 3 days.

i’m putting this in my queue so that i can it’s on ym blog everyday for the next 4 months

4 hours ago31,229 plays

heliolisk:

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

this deserves 12 oscars and a potato 

4 hours ago681,609 plays

iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:

Do you ever see a post and just think ‘Right that’s it, buddy. You’re gone.’

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multidjc:

jedisonic-x:

This was probably the greatest thing I’ve seen all day!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, my new favorite gif.

multidjc:

jedisonic-x:

This was probably the greatest thing I’ve seen all day!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, my new favorite gif.

zakarius-relatable:

brzenska-relatable:

smith-relatable:

erens-massive-dong:

brando-relatable:

zepzepsbizarreadventure:

brando-relatable:

eating-out-kaneki:

brando-relatable:

i lost 40 followers wh at did i do

everything

brando-relatable did nothing wrong

you can’t be your own apologist

Watch me

brando-relatable did nothing wrong

brando-relatable has weak eyebrow game

Brando-relatable is rad as heck

Brando-relatable likes to suck Mikey dong.

oi brando-relatable why u tryin to cut in on my turf

coolkakyoin:

talk french to me (la marseillaise starts playing vry loudly in the bg)

leonhardta:

okay but imagine hanji introducing herself to the new recruits like this

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erens-massive-dong:

brando-relatable:

zepzepsbizarreadventure:

brando-relatable:

eating-out-kaneki:

brando-relatable:

i lost 40 followers wh at did i do

everything

brando-relatable did nothing wrong

you can’t be your own apologist

Watch me

brando-relatable did nothing wrong

brando-relatable has weak eyebrow game

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

stoned-levi:

When you really sit down and think about how Auruo busts his ass to be Levi, it’s funny as hell because loOK AT THE FUCKING FACE HE MAKES


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ooo look at me im the levi i m so pOSH honhonhon ew le dirt shuddup petra u cant handle my francophone D— wait no please come back