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I'm Commander Handsome, Commander Eyebrows, Danchou Fail. Whatever name. Welcome to what is probably the worst Erwin RP you will ever see. But I'm apparently adorable. So stay. And enjoy. I guess. I also like French Disney movies. I'm kind of in a Eurovision mood so enjoy these awesome songs. Also I pronounce Erwin as Air-vin. Because that's how you say the bloody German name. Because I can speak German. Deal with it. Plus nobody names their kid er-win.

buttb00b-mcgee said: If you STILL haven't gotten over what happens to Mike in the manga cLAP YOUR HANDS *loud angry clapping*

zakarius-relatable:

Why would you remind me….*cries* mike is a beautiful person why did hale have tooo….TTATT

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

baby: ma...ma-ma..
mom: are you trying to say mama? :D
baby: ma.. ma-marco's dead
baby: ma...ma-ma..
mom: are you trying to say mama? :D
baby: ma.. ma-marco's dead

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

kirschtein-relatable

vanehwasreal:

i a mfucking laughing so hard jesuss i thought id found my boyfriend’s porn folder and i was like “hehehe what’s this gif” because it looked super porny in the preview so i click it and

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aileine:

They’re giving them the wrong idea.

Let’s just imagine the kids are as innocent as that.

And also this little something is to celebrate my 5555 followers * O *. Thank you! <3

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londonboy45:

You’d hear my tires squealing from miles around.  

londonboy45:

You’d hear my tires squealing from miles around.  

iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

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checkamte

shit 

captbexx:

Don’t worry! He’s not dead! ^-^

captbexx:

Don’t worry! He’s not dead! ^-^